oops... tak baik mencarut !!

entri kali ini tak islamic langsung...

so if i offended anyone... i'm so sorry , lah ya...

so here it goes....

this is a conversation between a CIA agent in Malaysia (named Chavez) and a bar owner named Pak Jam.

"Where's the girl?"
"I have no idea."

"i'm gonna ask you one more time, old man. Where's the girl?"
"Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?"

"What the f*** are you talking about?"
"Well, I thought that since you're asking me questions to which I don't have the answer, I might ask you a few. Who put the ring in the ring-e-ding-e-ding-dong?

"Look you motherf***er, are you the man with the gun or am I?"
"What did you call me?"

Finally, Chavez thought. Finally he (Pak Jam) was losing his cool.

"I called you a motherf***er, motherf***er."

Pak Jam had an exaggerated look of shock on his face.

"You ... you mean your mother told you about her and me? You were'nt supposed to know. Look, don't blame her. She has needs and .... well, she was lonely. I was horny and we just found each other."

Pak Jam saw the man's (Chavez) face turn red.

"My mother is dead, you bast***."
"Well, she did seem a little stiff.".................... kat sini saya tergelak sorang-sorang.

Sorilah... banyak kata2 tak baik.
Ni petikan dari buku yang sedang saya baca....Devil's Place. m/s 171-172.

memang tak islamik, tapi bila baca nak tergelak... cynical humor. cerita tentang betapa isu terrorist yang sangat digeruni oleh orang-orang US boleh diputarbelitkan

kalau buat filem pun bagus juga...
tapi
jangan lah harap ada unsur-unsur islam dalam ni...

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